Liz Your Best Life

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Coworker: “oh what is this background now??”
Me: “Oh it’s just a fancy cat in a wig”
Coworker: “what’s it doing?”
Me (sounding a little exasperated for obvious reasons): “I mean it’s just looking really good and modelling a wig.”
Coworker: “Is it eyeing that bird?”
Me: “No, [redacted], it’s not all always about birds.”

Coworker: “oh what is this background now??”

Me: “Oh it’s just a fancy cat in a wig”

Coworker: “what’s it doing?”

Me (sounding a little exasperated for obvious reasons): “I mean it’s just looking really good and modelling a wig.”

Coworker: “Is it eyeing that bird?”

Me: “No, [redacted], it’s not all always about birds.”

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  4. sdotmarymartha said: SASHAY SHANTE BITCHES
  5. ephemeraetcetera said: People sometimes. It is clearly not about the bird. The cat’s eye-line obviously leads somewhere out of frame. Jeez. Also, I want that wig for Pip.
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