So actually just went to make sure I was signed out of my account on my company computer and I am SO glad I checked in one more time, because HOLY SHIT Jesse Camp isn’t even Jesse Camp!!!
If anything, this should prove, once again, that I need to take a break from the Internet and get a tin foil hat and move to Portland. Because if I can’t trust that to be real then what is real?
Also, that twitter account you guys. It’s like talking to my downstairs neighbor who lives in the basement. Which is to say, confusing and scary and only funny in retrospect when you’re trying to get your head around what just happened.