January 2011
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December 2010
we are watching Babe Pig in the City
And it is stressing me out, dudes.
Too many capers.
Too many close calls.
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i feel in gifs.
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when Dan’s mom called again to find out why it was taking so long and if they could just drive to pick it up …
the DELTA REP HUNG UP ON HER!
Dan’s mom was pissed but they didn’t want to see MY RAGE … she’s this sweet woman wearing a turtle neck and a cardigan who said she JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHERE HER KIDS’ CLOTHING WAS!
GUYS I CANT EVEN. YOU’LL...
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onebadapple:
theshalom:
The Zombies - This...
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I just need to....
Guys. Delta Airlines. I EXTREMELY advise not to book with them if you can avoid it.
#1 - I understand they have have no control over the weather. I do not understand why their costumer service is so abhorrent. TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE. Rude, condescending people that make you feel worse when you’re at the god damned airport at 4 in the morning waiting for standby. People who say, “well we...
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rosemarysbabyjane:
fridaphile:
Reblogging for future reference.
Yeah except, like, he doesn’t look stabby enough.
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Annoyance
mar-see-ah:
Delta keeps emailing me, bugging me to check in for my flight home. Which I would do. If Delta’s website wasn’t down because of the massive traffic on their site caused by Snowpocalypse 2010 part 827173.
I’m on standby for tomorrow morning. Heading to the airport at ~*4 iN tHe MoRnInG*~
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Frank O’Hara, ‘Christmas Card to Grace Hartigan.’ →
hellofriend:
There’s no holly, but there is the glass and granite towers and the white stone lions and the pale violet clouds. And the great tree of balls in Rockefeller Plaza is public. Christmas is green and general like all great works of the imagination, swelling from minute private…
Click through for the rest and enjoy the rest of the night. I ate lobster and prime rib and cream...
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Lady Scouts of America: The Cohabitation Badge →
ladyscouts:
From heywowthisiscool, we have The Cohabitation Badge!
She writes: “He leaves the toilet seat up, tracks in mud, and you never have control of the remote, but then again you’re a big girl and you can live with another person (of the opposite sex) and make it work. (Sex and did we mention…
I also love the little sitck people either hugging or rasslin’. You never can...
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High Tea: (wo)man repelling (or is it bonding?) →
My thoughts on man-repelling. And the male gaze is in there. And glitter peep-toe oxfords.
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“One thing that happens is that you stop speaking altogether. One Thursday...”
– The Night Blogger Blogs Alone | The Awl (via switchedblog)
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“Nobody wants to discuss how lonely life is. Everyone is more interested in...”
– Julia in Richard Yates by Tao Lin (via thespongyapple)
OMG THIS. Don’t you guys hate how people can never just talk about their own alienation for five seconds without some asshole changing the subject to tartar control? It’s like, Shane, I’m not getting into the whole Crest vs. Colgate thing,...
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liligolightly asked: You don't have to respond to this on your page, but I wanted to let you know that I think it was cool/brave of you to write that. My best friend at school is 110% Irish, and just happens to have the most unruly curly dry red EXPLOSION of hair that I've ever seen. Seriously. Bright red. Less manageable every day. And one day when she was complaining about it during a break in class,...
illustratedexample asked: Since I can't send you an innapropriate reply on that post, I have to make it a message:
"HEY LIZ! nice haircut. it’s really cool” said [redacted] as she and her friends all DIED in the cafeteria"
I mean at least you got a compliment from them before they all met their untimely deaths. It must have been a great tragedy in your town when...
"HEY LIZ! nice haircut. it’s really cool” said [redacted] as she and her friends all DIED in the cafeteria"
I mean at least you got a compliment from them before they all met their untimely deaths. It must have been a great tragedy in your town when...
liligolightly asked: You don't have to respond to this on your page, but I wanted to let you know that I think it was cool/brave of you to write that. My best friend at school is 110% Irish, and just happens to have the most unruly curly dry red EXPLOSION of hair that I've ever seen. Seriously. Bright red. Less manageable every day. And one day when she was complaining about it during a break in class,...
illustratedexample asked: Since I can't send you an innapropriate reply on that post, I have to make it a message:
"HEY LIZ! nice haircut. it’s really cool” said [redacted] as she and her friends all DIED in the cafeteria"
I mean at least you got a compliment from them before they all met their untimely deaths. It must have been a great tragedy in your town when...
"HEY LIZ! nice haircut. it’s really cool” said [redacted] as she and her friends all DIED in the cafeteria"
I mean at least you got a compliment from them before they all met their untimely deaths. It must have been a great tragedy in your town when...
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